DARKER, by NO PARKING (2024)

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(feel the noise)yeah let's feel the noisei am your human toyuse me abuse me refuse confuse mecrush my head like a watermelonflush my drugs like a quellingthe reapers brothers keeper is knockin at my doornowhere to hide so dig a six foot hole in the floor such a bore time to cop a snorei'm tired of doing nothing like i'm in the morguethis is my third strike, my retributiontear down the pillars of this mental institution take a deep breath and absorb this noise pollution.absorb this noise pollution?no i haven't got the blueprintif i did, my cig would get to sparkingchange the name on my birth cert to NO PARKING.(this is hell. a literal hell. there's a hell above us, and a hell below us. god is showing you the hell. damn. you've got an ounce of time to get your life straight before you burn in this hell.)(chorus)this is hell! you ran me over but i got a turtle shelland yeah i'm dying slowlyforget all the past advice you told mefeel the noiseyeah feel the f*cking noise(alright let's do this. yeah paint on that, uh?)shine a light on the subjectuse me like an objecteroded from the sentiments quickly dying like a bee on defense god keeps caging me in but i just hop the god damn FENCE...no offense but you don't relentheaven smells while basically i'm heaven scentand my skin turns red and my horns grow in f*cking bent. (elmo: weeee!)yeah let's feel the noisei just want one taste of joydepression crushes us like it's our own flesh cheating for the answers like it's a f*cking testdestiny? yeah, i doth protest.idothprotestidothprotestidothprotestI DOTH PROTEST.this is my third strike, my retributiontear down the pillars of this mental institutiontake a deep breath and absorb this noise pollution.gotta get the virus files from my f*cking headbefore i end up on a boat kicked down the riverbedoh i just can't stand to feel all the noise noise noise noise noisedarkness pulls me inlike a black hole i'm just trying to a-voidgotta get the virus files from my f*cking head. before i end up on a boat kicked down the riverbed. oh i just can't stand to feel all the noise noise noise. darkness pulls me in. like a black hole i'm just trying to a-void.(they get their toys and then all the noise noise noise. oh there's one thing i hate: all the noise, noise, noise, noise, noise...)(fin)

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haven't felt this dead since my motherf*ckin funeralregular at the pearly gates yeah give me my usualGIVE ME MY USUAL!i'm lookin at the aurora borealis my wonderland doesn't suit you f*ckin alicetree trunk like an elephant diseases like a sickophanttryna cut you off like a lovesick preying mantisinflicting massive damage but what's the advantage, what's the advantage?inflicting massive damage but what's the advantage, what's the advantage?so just jump off my co*ck when i'm on the f*cking clock, i talk the talk, i walk the walk, but i just can't seem to walk away.ears chewed up like a stray.yeah, i'm a human ashtray. i don't wanna deal with your severed streakif live was an ass then i'd turn the other cheek.i knew you would know. the truth flew in from the open window.stealing candy from the cornerstore?won't you please show me some moretake me to the planet core...(no! no parking. parking)i'm an alien on your home planet hope i don't blow it up oh god dammit...YUH! YUH! YUH! YUH! YUH! ABDUCT ME!!! (rap level: over 9000)(no parking)abduct me...

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(i like beans, and i like rice)beans or jeans?Beans or Jeans?BEANS OR JEANSWHATSIT MEANPUT IT ON YOUR SCREENBRAINWASH ME BRAINWASH ME BRAINWASH MEI just eat my f*cking beans, I'm just in my f*cking jeans.That's my Wranglers, yuh.I got beans falling out of my pockets when I walk. down. the. road.Cause that's Beans or Jeans?(I'M IN PAIN SAY MY NAME!)Cause that's Beans or Jeans? (I'M DEPRESSED, I'M A MESS LIKE,)(ad libs galore)give a f*ck if you think that you're cool, you can't bool with me and my crew, NAH.You ain't fresh, you ain't clean! (BITCHnahBITCHnahBITCH)You can never rip my JUUL, you ain't coolYou are NEVER COMING THRU.You chose Jeans.I chose Beans. (Why would I chose f*cking beans, when i got these fresh ass jeans?)BEANS OR JEANSWHATSIT MEANPUT IT ON YOUR SCREENBRAINWASH ME BRAINWASH ME BRAINWASH ME

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(you're art)yeahplz turn off your deviceswhen we talk about our vicesi wonder what the headlline on motherf*ckin vice is?can't spell harmony without the harmcan't play society without the charmpull your gun and you'll get yourself disarmedlike monsanto seeds killing the earth to be farmedyou just wanna get a rise up outta meso i'm cutting ties with the tightly tied noose stringsi'm already drunker than a pub toileti'm afraid to be seen in public(unintelligble gibberish)f*ckin break down our problems like they're our f*cking pillsreattach the latch to the windowsill and we jumplivin the dreamand dreaming 2 livemy grip on reality is starting to sliplivin the dream and dreaming 2 livespit in my open casket give me something to remember you withspit in my open casketi'm a f*cking basket case you can tell by the look on your facelivin the dreamand dreaming 2 live!livin the dream dreaming 2 livesomethings gotta give but you always takedouble agent deep fakebreak my nose stepping on a rakeyou can call it destiny you can call it f*ckin fate but you can lose my number if you're lookin to be saved yeah.cuz it's way too f*cking late.if you're looking to be saved.yeah it's way too f*cking late. if you're looking to be saved.(in time well, everything will be alright)molting isn't revolting in the eye of beholdenthere's a twinkle in your eye like a star in the skycan you see them where you are at night or does the city traffic burn them out in bright lights?livin the dreamand dreaming 2 livespit in my open casket give me something to remember you with.livin the dream and dreaming 2 livegotta cut myself some slackbecause my friends have got my backbut i got lost on the way hereyeah i don't how to steerso grab the wheel...

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red circle with a f*cking slashknives from my friends in my f*cking back.stranded on this island tryna build a raft.but this afterglow is fading into the past.red circle with a f*cking slashknives from my friends in my f*cking back.stranded on this island tryna build a raft.but this afterglow is fading into the past.red circle with a f*cking slashknives from my friends in my f*cking back.stranded on this island tryna build a raft.but this afterglow is fading into the past.RED CIRCLE WITH f*ckING SLASH. IT'S WAY TOO LATE TO TAKE IT BACK.RIVER STYX/SIX YEAH I'M ON THE RAFT.MY WHITE WINGS WON'T CATCH YOUR FIRST f*ckING DRAFT.(catch your first f*cking draft...)RED CIRCLE WITH A f*ckING SLASHHHHKNIVES FROM MY FRIENDS IN MY f*ckING BACKSTRANDED ON THIS ISLAND TRYNA BUILD A RAFTBUT THIS AFTERGLOW IS FADING INTO THE PAST!YEAH.

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i'll tell you a tearjerkercrystals flooding my grey eyessalty lips your ambrosiawhite lies and cocaine linesit's just like i told youyour home is your skeletonfound love in your dark parts.welcome to the horror show.my hearts on empty, oh.dead kids give 'em a show.my hearts on empty, oh.welcome to the horror show.my hearts on empty, oh.dead kids give 'em a show.my hearts an empty shell.baby. i'm not really like this.i'm hard to touch and i'm hard as hell.and i know i'm the captain of a sinking shipand i'm going down with it.baby. i'm not really like this.i'm hard to touch and harder to tell.and i know i'm the captain of a sinking shipbut i'm okay with it.go down with me, cause i'm okay with it.i'll tell you a tearjerkercrystals flooding my grey eyesin love and war no one makes it out aliveit's just like i told yayour home is your skeletonit's just like i told you. your home is your skeleton.found love in your dark-

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orange spider on a hanglideri'm afraid of heightsbut still wanna see the sights.never sober but always "in the right"i won't listen when you read me my rights.got plenty of friends but no one i'm close togotta keep up appearances cause i'm not playing showtunes.call me a coach cause i'm here to jog your memory work with what you got not with what you're not,that's insanity.why would you look like that and chose to live like this?you're a skyfallen angel and a hell raised succubus.never start a wedding with a kidnapping,don't snuff your cig out near the gasoline.am i lost or am i dreaming,i'm caught in between and my head is getting $qui$h3d.i know where we've been and we're never going back.yeah we're never going back...you tied this noose kinda tight won't you cut me some slack(and yeah i got powers)but i'm still losing life clocking all the hours spending all my time so i can get a dimebagwish i could clean up my life with a rag life's like a cig cause it's a draglost my studio lost all i've ever knownwashed up but still afloatcried with the universal flow life is like a TV show without a host they're at my house yeah looking for my ghost this is straight off the domemy mind is like a xylophone except when you tripping out and all i hear isD1AL T0N3ORANGE SPIDER!!!orange spider...

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i'm slippery like a foxdon't forget airholes if you're gonna put me in a boxi'm roadkill with guts to spillhappy now, you made your first f*cking kill?yeah.WOULD YOU BELIEVE WHAT THEY'RE TELLING YOU, WITH THEIR HISTORY OF LIES?LIKE A BOAT WE'RE GOING DOWN, YEAH WE'RE GONNA CAPSIZE.WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE.YEAH. IT SEEMS SO CONTRIVED.ARCTIC FOX 8IGHTY 6IX.DIGS A HOLE TO THE OUTSIDE.nothing rhymes with orangecause i'm like nicholson taking down these doors cause i can't take this cabin fever anymore we're outside the habitable zonebeing out here is like the thunderdomepeople think they know the truth but they don't.the stock market will crash but i won't.YEAH I SHOULDA TOOK THE BLUE PILLCAUSE NOW I'M STANDING OUT HERE ON THE WINDOWSILLUNLEASHING THE DEMONS UNDER MY SEALLIKE A DEAD BATTERY IN A LANDFILLyeah i got a death wish yeah i'm tryna make satan my f*cking bitch.betwixt and in between, is this my reality or my nightmare scene?WOULD YOU BELIEVE WHAT THEY'RE TELLING YOU, WITH THEIR HISTORY OF LIES?LIKE A BOAT WE'RE GOING DOWN, YEAH WE'RE GONNA CAPSIZE.WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE.YEAH. IT SEEMS SO CONTRIVED.ARCTIC FOX 8IGHTY 6IX.DIGS A HOLE TO THE OUTSIDE.

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can't stop the interneti'm an idiotfor letting my words get ahead of mewhen you walk the dogyou gotta hold the leashfor a runaway you seem too pleased.alone on the moon to find tranquility i apologize for mental instability.hope i level up and get nobility,hope i dodge the demons with low agility.i'm going up looking for sweet serenitymy hair's getting shaggy and i needa new fadelike a sunset yeah on a clear blue dayriver runs off and catch the sedimentssilver tongue tied and spitting sentimentsy'all treat the devil like he's a behemothwhile i treat him like he's the queen and///i tried to give a damn but i'm no beaver. purify sanitize all the nonbelievers. all the nonbelievers all the nonbelievers.it's just CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. i hope it doesn't cause a SCIZM.

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MEET ME IN THE HAZE OF SMOKE.i know i kid, kidbut this ain't a joke.i'm bleeding and i'm black and blue.look at me and what i've turned into.there's so many things i would take back if i had the receipt.pull the wool over my eyes cover my ears from the deceit.i can barely ask questions or even form sentences living my life is what my life sentence is.i didn't wanna see things end up like this,and i don't wanna treat you like you're gonna give me the kiss of death.give me the kiss of deathtill there's nothing left.the kiss of deathtill there's nothing left.wasting my last breath.in ZERO G.now i'm drifting lost forever aimlesslyunder black starry seanothing around me.the molecules drift apart and reform for a brand new start.yeah i'm the devil in your shopping cart.yeah yeah yeah you stole my heart. i was wearing it on my sleeve.i didn't wanna see things end up like thisand i don't wanna treat you like you're gonna give me the kiss of death.

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the story ends.just like the story begins.no we could never ever be.just friends.but it's way too late.my heart's blackened.yeah it's way too late.my lungs blackened.i'm smoking a cigarette but it says no smokingi'm smoking a cigarette but it says no smokingall your f*cking spirits must be broken,all you f*cking clowns must be jokingcause i'm smoking a cigarette but it says no smokingi'm smoking a cigarette but it says NO SMOKING!plotting on the sweet nectarine of my revengedon't know how we got here just like the rocks at stonehenge but it's way too late.my heart's condemned.yeah it's way too late.my lungs blackened...I'M SMOKING A CIGARETTE BUT IT SAYS NO SMOKINGI'M SMOKING A CIGARETTE BUT IT SAYS NO SMOKINGALL YOUR f*ckING SPIRITS MUST BE BROKENALL YOU f*ckING CLOWNS MUST BE JOKINGCAUSE I'M SMOKING A CIGARETTE BUT IT SAYS NO SMOKINGI'M SMOKING A CIGARETTE BUT IT SAYS NO SMOKINGi'm smoking a cigarette but it says no smokingi'm smoking a cigarette but it says no smoking.(what was that?)NO SMOKING.(that's a lot of background noise. that's a lot of f*cking problems that you had with my boys. and i can't... i can't f*cking deal with this.)

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i ash on myself,i'm a human ashtray.i ash on myself,i'm a human ashtray.i'd crash the moon into helljust to see an earthquake.the suspense is killing me.surface tension leaving scars on my skin.but my stomachs on empty...with the wrong perspective.no gps, no objective.escape these fates writ for laterbreak one little promise, now i'm a codebreaker.all it takes is one little favor.and it's the last one so savor the flavor.savor the flavor.crashing the moon into hell just to cause an earthquake i wanna snuff myself out like a...like a HUMAN ASHTRAY.YEAH!IF WE'RE PLAYING GAMES AND DIGGING GRAVES THEN I'M THE f*ckING ACE OF SPADESDEVIL ON MY SHOULDER SAYS I'M DOING GREAT, ANGEL ON THE OTHER SAYS DON'T FALL FOR HIS GAME!i am the victim of my wounds cut deep, some new some oldi got a card up my sleeve that'll make your god damn bones grow cold.fate and fallacy are f*cking fabric.gateways to galaxies, intergalactic. gateways to galaxies intergalacticleave behind a trail of plasticalways knew i was a black sheepnow i'm out here in the star seapeople are easy pickings for the preysnuff themselves out like a human ashtray stuck in the cycle for what feels like eternitypick my chin up cause that's NOT MY DESTINY.IF WE'RE PLAYING GAMES AND DIGGING GRAVES THEN I'M THE f*ckING ACE OF SPADESDEVIL ON MY SHOULDER SAYS I'M DOING GREAT, ANGEL ON THE OTHER SAYS DON'T FALL FOR HIS GAME!i ash on myself.i'm a human ashtray.i'd crash the moon into hell, just to see an earthquake.IF WE'RE PLAYING GAMES AND DIGGING GRAVES THEN I'M THE f*ckING ACE OF SPADESDEVIL ON MY SHOULDER SAYS I'M DOING GREAT, ANGEL ON THE OTHER SAYS DON'T FALL FOR HIS GAME.IF WE'RE PLAYING GAMES AND DIGGING GRAVES THEN I'M THE f*ckING ACE OF SPADESDEVIL ON MY SHOULDER SAYS I'M DOING GREAT, ANGEL ON THE OTHER SAYS DON'T FALL FOR HIS GAME!!!(no parking)